{"id":776,"date":"2025-04-02T11:52:40","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T08:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/supertrendresponse.co.nz\/?p=776"},"modified":"2025-04-02T11:52:41","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T08:52:41","slug":"20-kitchen-nightmares-that-are-actually-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supertrendresponse.co.nz\/index.php\/2025\/04\/02\/20-kitchen-nightmares-that-are-actually-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Kitchen Nightmares That Are Actually Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Has anyone ever told you that your cooking skills are subpar? I hope not, but chances are friends didn\u2019t like your burned steak or salad so salty, the ocean water would seem refreshing. And hey, it\u2019s all fine, maybe cooking is not your thing. Some guys are good at fixing stuff, others can kick a footfall very hard, and you\u2026 you can read! And, hopefully, you don\u2019t get offended easily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Either way, if you think you such at cooking, but you\u2019re actually not that horrible, you may want to look at these men trying to do the most basic actions, and failing miserably. Seriously, if I had a friend like that I\u2019d never let him anywhere near the stove, the fridge, or, god forbid, the blender!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are 20 culinary disasters proving that some men just want to watch the food burn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1. At first I though these were eggs, but upon closer inspection seems like it\u2019s a whole lotta plastic bags with\u2026 soup? I can only guess, but somehow I don\u2019t think boiling plastic bags is good for you.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38285\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>2. This invention lets you reheat your\u2026 whatever these are. You know like a microwave would do, only 10 times slower.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38286\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>3. Good thing he didn\u2019t bite right away, or his teeth would\u2019ve been done for.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38287\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>4. I don\u2019t know what happened, nor do I want to know. There are too many things wrong with this picture.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38288\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p>5. Classic pizza in the oven fail. Happy cleaning!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38289\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>6. Well, it kinda works, so I\u2019ll let this one slide.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-61.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38306\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>7. We\u2019ve all been there. Stir your pasta, dammit!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38291\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>8. Ah, the old-English \u201cCrunchy Eggs\u201d recipe. Yumm!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38292\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>9. I don\u2019t even want to address this dumb invention.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38293\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p>10. There are many things you should not put into a microwave. Metal objects, pets, kids, and, obviously, pumpkins, just to name a few.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38294\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>11. Pressure cookers are evil spawns of Satan.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38295\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>12. I wonder how the glasses are still intact after a trip to the oven.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-12.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38296\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>13. When you got student loans, but still want sushi.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-13.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38297\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p>14. If you screw up fried eggs this easily, you should be banned from the kitchen.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-14.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38298\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>15. I\u2019m torn. On the one hand, I want to try this, but on the other hand \u2013 this is just stupid!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38299\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>16. Forget the cutting board, what knife are you using? Excalibur?!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38300\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p>17. Never cook when you\u2019re drunk.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-17.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38301\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>18. When someone tells you to peel half of the potatoes, this is not what they mean.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-18.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38302\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>19. Well, whatever it is it\u2019s definitely overcooked.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-19.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38303\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>20. *sigh* Just\u2026 how?<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-cdn.brainberries.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/some-men-just-want-to-watch-their-food-burn-20.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38304\"\/><\/figure><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has anyone ever told you that your cooking skills are subpar? I hope not, but chances are friends didn\u2019t like your burned steak or salad so salty, the ocean water would seem refreshing. And hey, it\u2019s all fine, maybe cooking is not your thing. 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