The Unwritten Rules: 8 Things Couples in Healthy Relationships Don’t Post

7. Marking your territory

If you see someone commenting on your partner’s photo, please, don’t get all puffy and do not start bigdicking them. If you’re in a happy relationship, you don’t need to show some Internet rando that you’re boinking that person in the photo. It’s even worse when people are being passive-aggressive about it. Just… why?

8. Posting long birthday messages with sparkly ecards

Thankfully, this ancient tradition has died down in the past 5-10 years, but there are still people who would dedicate a long gushy text with TMI details that nobody should know except for maybe your partner’s parents and then slap an obnoxious, glitter-filled “happy birthday” GIF at the end. Have you ever heard of regular cards or phones?

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