This Genius Makes Things Nobody Needs (And We Love It!)

FingerTrack
This track will allow you to professionally train your fingers so they can survive an entire day of texting all your BFF’s without even breaking a sweat.

Cuisine Curtain
If you ever chew with your mouth open, this is the perfect thing for you. Just slide the curtain in front of your mouth and no one will be able to tell you have no idea how to eat food like a proper human being.