Global Mystery: Why Americans Love These Weird Things!

5. Anti-Vaxxers
This is possibly the reason for all the above-mentioned quirks, or it’s just a coincidence. Vaccines don’t make your kids autistic. Rather than reading stupid magazines and listening to celebrities, of all people, read a freaking research paper and vaccinate your poor baby before it’s too late.

6. The “How Are You?” Small Talk
Here’s an idea: if you don’t really want to hear how people are doing, don’t ask them this dumb question. Only in America this kind of small talk is acceptable. Anywhere else in the world you’d have to stay a while and listen.