Weird Christmas Gifts speccially for your friend
A Raining Men Umbrella
Boombox to play the “It’s Raining Men” song every time it rains is not included in purchase of the Raining Men umbrella. Which kind of seems like a marketing oversight, if you ask me.

A Sloth Notepad
If you know someone who thinks procrastination is an art form, this is the perfect notepad for him or her. All they have to do is fill it with stuff they have to do sooner or later. They can pick which.

Darth Vader Cutting Board
This Darth Vader cutting board does not – I repeat, does not – come with a miniature lightsaber to cut your veggies. Once again someone’s marketing department dropped the ball here.