Meet Kefir, The Biggest Maine Coon ever

People online joke that Kefir feeds on the souls of the unworthy, washing them down with vodka, which doesn’t sound that outlandish since, after all, he does live in the land of Putin. His owner Yulia feeds him natural food and reassures everyone that his diet contains only freshly ground liver pate (no human meat whatsoever). What a super diet!

Kefir sits at the table with the whole family and has his own spot and a personal plate. He’s also a very good boy when it comes to his cat habits. He doesn’t ruin furniture, doesn’t meow like crazy in the dead of night, and probably knows how to flush but pretends not to. According to Julia, he’s a super-smart cat who can feel the general vibes in the room. A truly perfect house cat.

The only downside to keeping a Maine Coon is the incredible amount of hair it leaves everywhere. White fur, which is extremely visible on any clothes, furniture, and even the floor, might be quite a problem if you have allergies. It’s a real disaster, especially when the guests come over unannounced. There was a time when Yulia tried grooming Kefir, but that didn’t help anyone in the long run.